佚名/Anonymous
Marrying off your daughter to a stranger can be the most exhilarating and exasperating experience. My story is a simple one and true to the times of this era. The wedding consisted of three sets of parents:my second wife and me, my ex-wife and her spouse, and the groom's parents who actually had the stamina to stay married to each other for twenty-four years. When people ask me how long I've been married to my wife, I always say twenty-three years, even though it has only been ten. Why?It's easier for me to add both of my marriages together to achieve my ideal number;a number I'll remember. I was married for thirteen years to my first wife and ten to my second, therefore, I've been wearing the ball and chain for quite some time.